Season 1 - Matchday 5 - Sadistic Legacy 3 - 0 Dynamo

Sadistic Legacy 3 - 0 Dynamo

AVFCRoss 13' 90+1' - Stitch 51'
 

Sadistic Legacy played in front of a sellout crowd in their first home game of the campaign today, notching up an impressive display against a poor Dynamo side, to continue their unbeaten start to the season, but not without it's fair share of controversial refereeing decisions as Benny Blindman once again put in a terrible performance.

Legacy have picked up 11 points from their first 5 matches

First goal was a strange one, when Stitch sent an amazing pass through 2 defender's legs to AVFCRoss, who calmly slotted it past CrazyTown to make it 1-0 after 13 minutes.

With the Dynamo fans going mental at giving away such an soft goal, Dynamo tightened their defences and held out for the rest of the half, where the only talking point came in the form of a minor miracle, when Blindman correctly awarded a free kick to Dynamo after a crunching Fiction tackle.

Fiction redeemed himself soon after the break though with a beautiful defense-splitting through-ball for Stitch to run onto and round CrazyTown to all but guarantee the points for Legacy after rounding the keeper on 51 minutes. The next 25 minutes will be a period Blindman will certainly not enjoy looking back on after the game. With many bad challenges going unnoticed, and PaulNewman getting booked in ludicrous circumstances.

As Da Virgin Mandy was advancing with the ball, a fan ran onto the pitch and rugby tackled her. Blindman read the back of his PaulNewman replica shirt, and put his name in the book, looking a little confused when the ground stewards then arrested him.

An impressive display was wrapped up in stoppage time, when the ball fell to AVFCRoss for a simple finish.


Man of the Match
PaulNewman gave a fantastic perfomance today, stopping everything that came near him, and didn't let the bad decisions against him affect his perfomance. 


Roosell: ''It's been a good start, obviously the team has been struggling at the back a little so far so it's nice for us to grab a clean sheet today. We've put some good perfomances against some big teams away from home, so hopefully we can carry it on, especially when we bring the big teams to our ground.''

AVFCRoss added: ''Despite the obvious incapabilities of the referee, we got the job done and managed to win the game. It was never going to be easy with the white equivalent of Stevie Wonder.''


Report by TheDan