EmmyUtd 1 - 3 Sadistic Legacy
AVFCRoss 19' - Stitch 36' (Pen) - Steven One Don 68'
Sadistic Legacy continued their impressive start to the season tonight, with a comfortable win 3-1 over EmmyUtd.
The match was off to a flying start, with Steven One Don skipping past 2 defenders with ease, only to see his shot parried by EmmyUtd's goalkeeper, Arcy. However, a poor clearance by Zjordan fell straight to the feet of PervyJerv, quickly picking out AVFCRoss, who sold Emily Lawst a beautiful dummy before slotting the ball into the top corner with a fantastic finish.
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| Sadistic Legacy move up to 5th with today's win |
EmmyUtd were left completely dumbfounded by the second goal, as Fred Fairfield was too busy dodging a wasp to notice a horrific Steven One Don tackle, who then chipped a beautiful pass to Stitch, who was making a run into the penalty area. As Arcy rushed out to attempt a punch, she connected with Stitch's skull, and after recovering from his near-death experience with the wasp, Fairfield awarded a penalty, which Stitch duly converted.
With the Sadists' players still joking about their luck, BelindaBlaire was to save her side a half-time roasting from the manager, taking advantage of the sleeping defense and beating RyanBJK with a well-taken header on 42 minutes, making it 2-1 at the break.
The second half was rather dull in comparison, until Steven One Don shown why he's one of the highest rated strikers in the world, adding insult to injury by skinning XXshyskinnyXx 3 times in a row before getting bored and smashing the final goal home.
Man of the MatchTheDan dominated EmmyUtd's strikers tonight, producing a flawless defensive display, not missing a single tackle.
RyanBJK : ''It was a solid performance from us today in a game we knew we could win. Our attacking play was great, and the boys at the back put in a good shift to leave me without much to do in goal. Hopefully, we'll be able to build on this result in the coming days.''
Report by TheDan
Great start!
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